This morning, while driving to school (Magny) and work (Papa):

MAGNY: I bang shoot, Papa.
PAPA: Shoot? Who are you shooting?
MAGNY: Shoot everyone.
PAPA: Oh no, Magny. That’s not nice. You shouldn’t shoot anyone. Don’t you want to be nice?
MAGNY: I not nice.

And so, Beatrix Potter has successfully brought gunplay into yet another child’s worldview. Thanks, lady.