- Dad, mom let me taste her coffee once.
- No she didn’t.
- Yes she did!
- Oh yeah? When was this?
- A super long time ago. 30 years ago.
- Really? Before mom and I even met?
- No, even a longer time ago.
- Wow. So did you like how it tastes?
- No! It tasted like mold, rocks, mud, leaves, and sap. It was nasty!